MF - David Holt

Name: David Holt

Nickname: Cone, Dave Holt

Age: 25

How many seasons at Oakhill United FC? First season

What position do you play? Centre Mid

Previous Clubs: KJR Rovers, Coney Hall

Playing Strengths: Good in the air, hard tackler, very powerful left foot, corners and free kicks

Playing Weaknesses: Moody

Which Team-mate do you most admire? Brett Phillpott - cos he's so shit but keeps playing for 90 mins

A memorable Oakhill United moment? When I'm crowned player of the season

Favourite Movie: Star Wars

Favourite Female: Jessica Alba

Favourite Track: Estranged - Guns n Roses

Three things you'd take to a desert island: Porn, KY, Vodka

What's your team? Arsenal

You favourite player? David Beckham

People say I look like:

If not an Oakhill United superstar, what would you be? superstar for another team