MF - John Holt

Name: John Holt

Nickname: Holty, Johnny Holt (imaginative)

Age: 27

How many seasons at Oakhill United FC? 3rd season

What position do you play? Defensive Midfielder but can play anywhere

Previous Clubs: KJR Rovers, Warlingham Boys

Playing Strengths: Heading, tackling, winning the ball back, passing sideways

Playing Weaknesses: Don't score enough goals

Which Team-mate do you most admire? Neil - he's the only person in the team who can get man of the match for scoring an own goal and doing nothing of note.

A memorable Oakhill United moment? 35 yard screamer against Hightrust Rangers (the last league goal they conceeded before they folded)

Favourite Movie: Escape to Victory or Commando

Favourite Female: can't afford to be fussy at the moment

Favourite Track: Chas n Dave Sideboard Song or Catavina (The Theme from the Deer Hunter)

Three things you'd take to a desert island: Laptop (to keep the Oakhill website updated), Chas & Dave and Commando on DVD

What's your team? Derby County

You favourite player? Peter Shilton

People say I look like: No one - nobody is that unfortunate

Your advice to the Oakhill United management: The Holt-Holt central midfield access will do wonders for us next season.  Look at our results since we started it.

If not an Oakhill United superstar, what would you be? A web producer